May 2013
thorhead:
thorhead:
I wonder if the young girls playing on the trampoline next door know that
I can see them
I can hear them singing You Can’t Stop The Beat from Hairspray
they are really bad singers and
I can probably get a YouTube-worthy video of them from my current position
gUYS I PUT ON MY COUSINS HOCKEY MASK AND STOOD AT THE WINDOW AND YELLED “STOP YOUR INFERNAL SINGSONG I’M TRYING...
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android18:
at least i’m not obsessed with ariana grande
April 2013
esexist:
what if you were holding a puppy and being like “aw whos the cutest wittle puppy in the whole wide world?” it responded in a grown mans voice just like “i am the cutest puppy in the whole wide world”
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March 2013
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shalrath:
hungry
hungry ^ hungry
hungry | hungry
hungry o ———-> hungry
hungry hungry
hungry hungry
hungry
good heavens look at the time
everets:
i love when girls do that thing where they pretend theyre shy but really theyre several falcons stuffed into in a human suit.
kasugatakao:
[01:03:03] 34: a girl sitting on your face while grabbing your hair is the most erotic thing
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