thorhead: thorhead: I wonder if the young girls playing on the trampoline next door know that I can see them I can hear them singing You Can’t Stop The Beat from Hairspray they are really bad singers and I can probably get a YouTube-worthy video of them from my current position gUYS I PUT ON MY COUSINS HOCKEY MASK AND STOOD AT THE WINDOW AND YELLED “STOP YOUR INFERNAL SINGSONG I’M TRYING...
android18: at least i’m not obsessed with ariana grande
esexist: what if you were holding a puppy and being like “aw whos the cutest wittle puppy in the whole wide world?” it responded in a grown mans voice just like “i am the cutest puppy in the whole wide world”
shalrath: hungry hungry ^ hungry hungry | hungry hungry o ———-> hungry hungry hungry hungry hungry hungry good heavens look at the time
everets: i love when girls do that thing where they pretend theyre shy but really theyre several falcons stuffed into in a human suit.
kasugatakao: [01:03:03] 34: a girl sitting on your face while grabbing your hair is the most erotic thing